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BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.
BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen
by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025
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sylvia allen

A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.
Jade has a full natural Bush, perfect for a good Sylvia Allen
by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020
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van helsing allen

A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.
Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family
by I am very hang March 7, 2020
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Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came
by Parthurnax November 23, 2021
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Allenitis

Contagious disease that causes you to clap when you laugh

(Common) in Fort Lauderdale
A young boy caught allenitis and went home clapping to his parents ! His parents were worried 😔
by Crews corner April 25, 2019
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Hayden allen

Yo bro can a man borrow a cig. Ye cheers bro. I aint drivin, i might just not go.
Hayden allen you guna get a round in? No oh well
by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024
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Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many
Omg, that Allen was so rude!
by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022
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