An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"
Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006
Get the Away Message Battel! mug.The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:
1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world
The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.
1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world
The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.
A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."
by Faulkling September 8, 2008
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Get the forever and always mug.A person or group who is/are perpetually angry, no matter what the day or forum; someone who injects 'anger' into every conversation and action regardless of any precipitating factor
Q: "Who is your meeting with this afternoon?"
A: Community Group X - aka 'always angries' - they are looking for support to abolish the Thai Parliament. They are ALWAYS ANGRY
A: Community Group X - aka 'always angries' - they are looking for support to abolish the Thai Parliament. They are ALWAYS ANGRY
by Slygirl2010 March 17, 2010
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-Origin: The phrase was popularized by two boys named Advay and Daniel, when they became friends. This union was so catastrophic, some of their classmates even started getting affected by their stupidity
-Origin: The phrase was popularized by two boys named Advay and Daniel, when they became friends. This union was so catastrophic, some of their classmates even started getting affected by their stupidity
"Dude did you hear about the event in class 911?"
"Yeah man, it was a total Advay and Daniel in there"
"Yeah man, it was a total Advay and Daniel in there"
by AnonymousDefineBoi October 4, 2018
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oh he is absolute Advay.
by jaden Roy November 23, 2021
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