Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.

'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''

by strandedharper April 20, 2017

Gay panic

When you find out the two guts you we’re talking to are twins.

Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*

by Gaykid29 March 30, 2021

Gay Panic

Amity from the owl house

“Do you know who Amity is from the owl house?”
“Yeah she is the ceo of gay panic”

by I like girls in cartoon shows- July 18, 2021

Panic-er

Being panic but also some what not

I just a slow panic-er

by Yooshi March 2, 2022

Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.

"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."

by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024

wook panic

That moment when dad shows up and the lines are still all out, the k is still on the table, and your girlfriend is fishing out.

We saw the fireball and everyone came out in a wook panic.

by Aeschel November 30, 2019

Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.

I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.

by TRG21. August 24, 2021