Step-Stepdad

Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.

Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.

I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk

by Soreleg October 31, 2009

step wide

the act of taking extreme measures to avoid somone when you see trouble in the future if you run into them.

girl #1 i almost ran into my ex the other day.

girl #2 oh hell no, you need to step wide around that mess.

by futureagogo November 16, 2009

Deb-Stepping

Verb. The act of someone who is being a "Debbie Downer", who continues to exhibit signs of whining or complaining.

Jake was Deb-Stepping at the party, because his girlfriend broke up with him.

by TKEsVeryOwn D.Scott January 2, 2012

tijuana no-step

diarrhea

I went to Mexico and drank a ton of unbottled water and got the tijuana no-step.

Fuck. Those burritos gave me the tijuana no-step.

Get out of my way! I have the tijuana no-step!

by kringer June 8, 2019

Baby Steps

When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.

Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps

by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019

three stepping

when you are incredibly drunk and you walk poorly (left,right.right,left,left,left,right,left etc.)

by isaac September 16, 2003