The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022
A man or woman with the unnatural capability to work the D, Whether it's their own or somebody else's. You may find the D smith anywhere, In the street, down an ally, or in the bedroom. The D-Smith will always succeed in any D related tasks, the masters of the art of D-Smithery.
by Son-Of-Bumph-UK November 07, 2013
Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing
Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend
Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing
Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend
Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
by Fatty nigga bitch March 01, 2019
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by Big booty cheeks March 19, 2019
the co-owner of the band “tears for fears”
he’s the sings and plays the bass for the band.
curt is a really good singer and he sang the hit, “everybody wants to rule the world”
in 1990 he left TFF and went solo 😧
he made the albums “soul on board” and “mayfield” after he left TFF
in 1999 roland and curt got back together and made the album “everybody loves a happy ending” which came out in 2004
now he’s working on the new TFF album “tipping point” with roland rn
also curt wore the same yellow shirt like a million times during ‘85
at some point he dyed his hair blonde
i suck at giving info but ty for reading
he’s the sings and plays the bass for the band.
curt is a really good singer and he sang the hit, “everybody wants to rule the world”
in 1990 he left TFF and went solo 😧
he made the albums “soul on board” and “mayfield” after he left TFF
in 1999 roland and curt got back together and made the album “everybody loves a happy ending” which came out in 2004
now he’s working on the new TFF album “tipping point” with roland rn
also curt wore the same yellow shirt like a million times during ‘85
at some point he dyed his hair blonde
i suck at giving info but ty for reading
person: “who’s curt smith?”
tff fan: “he’s the bassist and a vocalist for tears for fears.”
person: “ok thanks”
person: “help i cant tell who’s curt”
tff fan: “curt is the guy with the short hair”
person: “but they both have long hair on the album cover?”
tff fan: “oh ur looking at the stfbc cover, curt is the one on the right with the ponytail.”
person: “thanks dude”
tff fan: “yw”
tff fan: “he’s the bassist and a vocalist for tears for fears.”
person: “ok thanks”
person: “help i cant tell who’s curt”
tff fan: “curt is the guy with the short hair”
person: “but they both have long hair on the album cover?”
tff fan: “oh ur looking at the stfbc cover, curt is the one on the right with the ponytail.”
person: “thanks dude”
tff fan: “yw”
by clintclover November 26, 2021
1) when you get really pissed at someone so you just slap them across the face
2) when someone makes a joke about your wife so you slap them in the face
2) when someone makes a joke about your wife so you slap them in the face
1- "oh that guy is so annoying, i might do a will smith"
2- "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth or i'll do a will smith"
2- "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth or i'll do a will smith"
by ur mum is hot af <3 April 08, 2022