When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."
As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."
by bomba007 July 9, 2010
Get the Wood Killermug. Connor: “hey are you playing doom?”
Steve: “yea it’s a total halo killer”
Connor: “ No the fuck it’s not”
Steve: “yea it’s a total halo killer”
Connor: “ No the fuck it’s not”
by I_like_dinosaurs June 5, 2020
Get the Halo Killermug. by Fireflyer74 July 8, 2016
Get the COD Killermug. A post in a chatroom, forum, or other means of instant messaging which causes all of those participating in the discussion to quit replying, or cause a significant delay in posts back, comparable to an awkward silence.
by Bruh10293 February 6, 2019
Get the Chat-Killermug. A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.
I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
by Intelligence001 January 7, 2020
Get the Killer Rabbitmug. A squid-whale hybrid that is a highly aggressive/ill-tempered, formidable predator. An invertebrate sea mammal with a squid head equipped with slashing tentacles and a beak, but a whale body.
Our ship was attacked by a Killer sqwhale on our journey to the Canary Islands. It was cantankerous!
by Killer Sqwhale September 26, 2010
Get the Killer Sqwhalemug. Alanna decided to tell Maddie that she is in fact ugly with her new hair cut which then proceeded to kill the vibe. Making her a vibe killer.
by Jackblackfan4life June 3, 2021
Get the Vibe Killermug.