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Snake Trap

A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.
Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
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Toss the snake

Doing something unexpected or memorable, especially outside of your comfort zone, such as literally tossing a snake at someone, or just streaking across a football field. Just anything that will let you look back on your life later on and say "Yes. I am glad I did that shit."
Tim: I can't believe Rob just shot that cow with a rocket launcher!
Tom: Yeah, that's how you toss the snake.
by RC-Odin September 9, 2011
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Sex Snake

A slithery serpent that enters the crevices of one's vaginal cavity
The crocodile's sex snake thundered into the rhino's anus.
by Ronnie's Mole July 19, 2015
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snake penis

A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
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Fire Snakes

When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole
Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.
by Alex P. March 25, 2003
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Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.
While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!
by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006
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sweater snake

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...
by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014
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