smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

Smelly wong

Smelly wong basically defines a very un-washed dirty cock very oftenly used by escorts when the guy paying is very dirty in his manner

1: you get paid to do this so suck it
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this

by WetCliveTheWilly September 3, 2018

New Delhi Smelly

Extremely pungent and potent fart aromas caused by consuming lots of Indian food.

Bill went to Tandoori Kitchen for lunch buffet today. Now we're all gonna get blasted with the New Delhi Smelly.

by aviastar December 7, 2021

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014

Smelly Batty

A small arse or someone who forgets to wipe when doing anal

Eww Smelly Batty

by Margie Thatcher February 12, 2019

Smelly

The big stink

Man look at you. Your so smelly and stinky you LOSER

by Bruhhhhhhhmoment March 24, 2021

smelly boy ojo

The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government

"Ahlie That guy is a smelly boy ojo,rahhh!"

by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019