Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.

by TractorPete January 1, 2009

Canadian Gravy

Another term for maple syrup.

I need some Canadian gravy for my pancakes.

by dfir November 20, 2014

canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

by Fourmz May 28, 2020

Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.

Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"

by chachmonkey November 29, 2015

canadian hostage

when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave

person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half

by jankfart December 13, 2014

canadian honky

A wild micky, can be found in Canada where sunset is to damn late. Can often be seen eating passta, and will call you a potato hater.

The Canadian honky is out during the day eating potato’s, and passta while washing it down with monster energy drinks.

by Triforce hero 91 June 19, 2022

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014