Canadian Railway

A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.
"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."
by ThiccDaveCave April 22, 2017
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Canadian casserole

When you titty-fuck two curling stones.
A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.
by Tipsybeaver August 08, 2019
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Canadian Creamsicle

When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.
Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.
by Culatr December 31, 2018
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Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)
Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.
by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017
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canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.
Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.
by D Kep November 25, 2016
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Canadian Taliban

Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.
The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.
by Milfsrus April 25, 2019
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Canadian bowtie

Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.
Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.
by Toolazy69 January 09, 2016
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