the most awesome person on the planet. loved by all ladies and has the biggest penis ever created. every girl wants him and every boy wishes he was him. the best person on the planet
by Awesomeness3563 August 16, 2012

A filthy blitzcrank main. Connor mains Blitzcrank on league however his never-ending love of Giant Enemy Crabgot gets in the way.
Connor loves Urgot. Connor also really loves his new best friend maddie. :)
Connor loves Urgot. Connor also really loves his new best friend maddie. :)
by DeltaFirexx February 22, 2017

Connor is tall, has a big dick, and is very interested in shoes. He thinks he's savage but he's not. He thinks he's the best but rlly he isn't at all. He sucks at roasting ppl and he has a crush on a girl at school and is always trying to be near her. The good news about disbrow is that he is kind but a little stupid, he's smart, knows style, and he has alot of friends. But he has a unibrow
by Fabio the cheetah man December 5, 2016

Has a HUGE penis, great in bed, and anytime a girl sees his penis. They have sex with him within seconds.
by 11WHAT11 December 17, 2017

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers. He is a transcendent talent in the NHL whose talent is slowly withering away in that hellish place known as Edmonton. McDavid is stuck Edmonton for 6 more years trying to carry a bunch of overpaid scrubs that tyrannical dictator Peter Chiarelli signed to massive extensions(also Leon Draisaitl because he actually panned out) while trying to cope with the insufferable depression of missing the postseason again and again. God allow him to escape the NHL factory of sadness.
Of Connor McDavid goes his entire career without winning a Stanley Cup, we are agreement to ransack Edmonton and burn it to the ground
by NHL_Hate_Memes February 18, 2019

to film your dad while he performs the sexual act of rubbing his (preferably bald) head all up in a large woman's buttcrack. most often followed by dressing as a horse and cavorting around all nude like, in a very faggish manner. and having buttsex.
Last night i decided to pull a connor and now I'm on my way to the nearest structure tall enough to put an end to my misery.
by the platypus man January 3, 2010
