chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001
by Water buffalo 2 May 12, 2017
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Chinese Moonroof

(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile
Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry
by DoinksScoobs October 17, 2018
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Chinese Checkers

Hey Alyssa ... Do you want to play Chinese checkers?
by Swag_Muff69 December 14, 2022
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Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014
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Chinese firecracker

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?
by TheYUPG July 20, 2021
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Chinese Dufflebag

Having protected sex and after you tie it up and slap you're partner in the face with it.
AFTER I PULLED OUT OF TAMMY I GAVE HER A GOOD OLE' CHINESE DUFFLEBAG!
by Pho-King Germum November 01, 2023
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Chinese Shot

You drink a cold mixer (recommended: coke) without swallowing, and your "friends" then pour warm hard liquor into your mouth (recommended: rum). You then consume both together.

For richer effects, it is advisable to pour at least 60ml of hard liquor.

Chinese shot was a concept introduced in the hostel rooms of IIT Kanpur. It is now making rounds as some alumni recently moved abroad
Bro, yesterday was wild. I had two Chinese shots yesterday and went off my tits
by daarudi September 01, 2022
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