january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

November 13

it’s the day to kick your friend if their name starts with M, V, L, A, and P

me: *kicks my friend*

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: what the fuck, dude ?

me: it’s November 13th, dumbass.

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: shit.

by penisdestroyer111111 November 9, 2019

Dec 13

Dec 13, hold a random kids hand at ur school

Dec 13 from tiktok

by ThisBoomerNeedSomeMilk December 12, 2019

July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

by that ni66a October 20, 2019

13 and 16

Absolutely f*cking illegal.

I personally find it okay for a 13 and 15, and 14 and 16.. but 13 and 16? You got to be F*CKING kidding me.

Friend: Yo I datin a girl.

Friend 2: How old is she?

Friend: She's 13!

Friend 2: Aren't you 16? THATS A CASE MY GUY

Friend: Sh*t, not my fault shes so hot

So it's illegal for a 13 and 16 year old to date.

by facts81 October 16, 2021

July 13

July 13th is overs day! But if your lonely I'm so sorry 😂

Random girl: hey babe it's July 13 so it's lovers day!
Random boy: oh cool good thing we're dating!

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021

October 13

The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.

Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...

by Oblivious123456543212345 April 24, 2022