january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

November 13

it’s the day to kick your friend if their name starts with M, V, L, A, and P

me: *kicks my friend*

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: what the fuck, dude ?

me: it’s November 13th, dumbass.

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: shit.

by penisdestroyer111111 November 9, 2019

Dec 13

Dec 13, hold a random kids hand at ur school

Dec 13 from tiktok

by ThisBoomerNeedSomeMilk December 12, 2019

July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

by that ni66a October 20, 2019

13 AM

a justification of why you are not at work past noon

dude its like 13 AM, i'm still in bed. I'm supposed to be at work at 1 PM, and it's still AM for gods sake.

by patcat November 11, 2019

November 13

Wrap a present day

Lilly: Why are you wraping a present?Bella: It Is a national wrap a present day November 13! Lilly:Make sense

by Rosie Potter November 11, 2019

November 13

A day where any boy has to kiss a girl on the forehead.

Jean: "hey its November 13th!"
Louis: "Okay and?"
Jean: "Today you need to kiss a girl on the forehead!"

by November the 13 November 12, 2019