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phantom grind

Davey watch my phantom grind in the music industry said happily by Oscar.
by Le Roi November 16, 2016
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Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.
Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021
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Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
by Moist genitals May 13, 2019
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Phantom Power

Energy that is wasted by leaving electric devices plugged in when not in use.
If you're not listening to the radio, you should unplug it because it still uses phantom power.
by Jacksoncage January 29, 2021
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phantom reply

The occurance where you thought you've replied to a text, but only in your head.
Person 1: Hey man, we still on for today?
*5 minutes pass*
Person 1: Hey, dude, you there?
Person 2: Oh God I'm so sorry dude, I thought I replied to you. Damn phantom reply! Yeah we're good for today.
Person 1: Lmao idiot.
by RobyYe March 5, 2016
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Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.
Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.
by mattballew May 15, 2015
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Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss
by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020
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