c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 1, 2019

C-Okay

Two steps below A-Okay, where you're doing pretty crappy, but you can move on, life could be worse.

Eddie: Hey, Karen!

Karen: Hey Eddie...

Eddie: You alright?

Karen: *Sigh* I'm C-Okay.

by ChioBam March 22, 2009

C'est une Pute

French phrase when translated into English means "It's/That's a cunt(sometimes bitch)." Generally said as an angry interjection/insult towards someone/ something distasteful.

Example 1.
Person: C'est une pute Abbigail! (talking to a waywardly pet that has defecated on the floor)

Example 2.
Person 1: Look at those prosti-tots over there.
Person 2: yeah I know they have their camel knuckles hanging out of their shorts. C'est une pute.

by C'estunepute! August 6, 2010

C Stat

College Station, TX; home of Texas A&M University, adjacent to Bryan, TX.

"Hey, when you heading back to C Stat?"
"I'm taking second summer session, so I'll be there in July."

by pappybake July 6, 2008

C.P.A

Reffering to someone as a --- Cutie Pie with an Ass

Dude 1: Yo that chick is mad cute bro.
Dude 2: I know bro shes a C.P.A
Dude 1: Wait you mean shes a certified public accountant
Dude 2: No dumbass shes a cutie pie with an ass.

by zmmnaway October 27, 2010

"C" Pot

Couch potato.

Someone who is always sitting on the couch eating potato chips and watching t.v.

My brother is such a "C" Pot, he's so lazy.

by sammi girl August 4, 2007

C-Pup

A person of a horrific nature. People known as C-Pups are usually attracted to large women, they have bizarre senses of humour and are unable to understand the concept of guilt.

See Also social hand grenade.

C-Pup let that fat bird go and lets go to the casino.

by David Rupert Cox February 7, 2008