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German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex
Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.
by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020
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German Fork

Forking 4 pieces in chess as the Knight that's shaped like a Swastika
And then I hit him with the German Fork!
by Crazyvideos.tv March 24, 2023
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the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.
"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"
by BonnoP February 2, 2016
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german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.
"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."
by Exzentrik August 5, 2022
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Decapitating the german

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.
by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018
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Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...
Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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german cartwheel

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.
Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!
by Blank user5000 April 5, 2016
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