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What time are you open till? 

"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?

Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.

Customer: You didn't answer my question!

Waitress: I know!

horny all the time 

man that puerto rican kid is horny all the time

Borrowed time

Literally, when you're in the military and you're going away on a mission that doesn't involve signifigant risk of life, e.g. deployed to Germany as opposed to Iraq, but you make it should like you're going to die.

In general, making an impending non-threatening situation sound like you're risking life and limb.
Will: Wanna go to Chickie's and Pete's tonight?
Rich: Damn... I could really go for some crab fries... Well, I'd like to go, but I'm on borrowed time.
Will: Really? Why, what's up?
Rich: I have to clean the gutters in my house. They're filthy.
Borrowed time by Flats December 8, 2003

big time 

A little guy that goes to a casino, club, party, or some gathering and is given respect that he has not earned, but is given a chance to prove himself or to reassure him he is accepted. In a friendly way to acknowledge his confidence or his courage despite his small stature. It's a sincere compliment with no intended sarcasm.
You cool big time, you cool you got sevens.
big time by osirica June 17, 2007

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.
"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

You know what time it is! 

A statement relating to going to the bar and making everyone else know they are also required to go to the bar. Usually responded with the word 'MONEY' from everyone else who are heading to the bar.
A: "You know what time it is!"
B: MONEY!

A: "You know what time it is!"
B: DRINKS!

A: "You know what time it is!"