New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

new challengeman

A Portuguese player who pretends to be adventurous and takes on "new challenges" by moving from one league to another when, in fact, he's rather running from challenges in that league. He joins the best team in the league and claims he wants a new challenge.

Now that juventus will be playing in the europa league, new challengeman will be moving to bayern at the end of the season

by ntebe May 16, 2021

New Jeresy

A town in Texas

''I used to live in New JERESY!''

by BoomGun January 22, 2021

new Dark Souls

defines a recently released videogame thats quite difficult.

A: Hey! Have you heard of Cuphead ?
B: Yeah its the new Dark Souls!

by greenmario October 24, 2017

New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022

new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.

My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning

by CornershopMen November 19, 2018

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016