Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

NUT

HEEHEEHHEEHAW

DEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NNUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dees nuts you dont get it?

by Deez nutsman January 29, 2023

Deez nuts

Its a dead meme

DEEZ NUTS

by Lil_adopted August 3, 2019

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb

Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"

by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015

Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.

So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.

by s_polly61 July 30, 2017

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017