Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.

Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?

by Irish mom March 1, 2018

Your Mom

should have swallowed

"I smashed Your Mom last night"

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017

mom

made of money M.O.M.

“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”

by tookie lol January 25, 2021

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

ur mom

A fucking stupid sentence that nobody fucking likes.

Guy: Where is Old Zealand?
some random kid: Ur Mom

by L.KUDFHGDSL June 8, 2020

Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

Mom

not teamnds lmao

NO MOM?

by TeamNDS May 10, 2022