cottage cheese cum 

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

cottage cheese cum by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007

Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

Strawberry Cum-Cake by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Evaporated Cum 

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

Evaporated Cum by eda-skip October 5, 2021

night-water cum 

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.

When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!

night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

pre-cum 

pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.

When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!

pre-cum by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

night-water cum 

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.

My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!

night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

Hot pussy nights and sweet cum dreams 

A saying of the porn scene movement. Means to get hot sex a night and have a wet dream(s).

She promised him hot pussy nights and sweet cum dreams.

Hot pussy nights and sweet cum dreams by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010