white boy problems

White boy problems are not real problems except for certain mostly middle class white men who are suburban home owners. While rare in non-whites, all Realtors, regardless of race seem to have them, and it has been noted to occur in virtually all suburban men in Des Moines, Iowa, regardless of race. These problems center around yard care, having the exact right glass for any cocktail, and having the right home electronics. It isn't clear if white boy problems are a consequence of sexual dysfunction, or are a psychological compensation for not getting laid enough.

Ted, "is Randy coming"
Fred, "no, he had a bunch of White Boy Problems stack up and is skipping the tailgating, and probably the game too."
Ted, "No way"
Fred, "He has a full day, a seminar at Williams Sonoma on proper beer mug frosting, his favorite author is autographing his latest yard care book at Barnes and Noble, and The Sharper Image is releasing a new manually operated Nose Hair Trimmer. Randy thinks it will cut down his carbon footprint."

by mossiears October 13, 2013

krystal lynn white

most amazing girl. she's pretty, smart, and all the guys what her. i love her.

huge booty, amazing, krystal lynn white

by meeeemeeemeee. :D December 9, 2010

white net crawl

state of mind/body when one is high on heroin

that guy is on the white net crawl and looking to score some more

by the dg May 3, 2006

White gravy juice

the product of sexual intercourse or oral stimulations, Ejaculate.

That juice, that white gravy juice. Its so wrong but it feels so right.

by Jen-Janamous March 27, 2009

white flaming dragon

When cum erupts out of a girls nostrils after a blowjob

He erupted and gave me a white flaming dragon

by thadefininer May 16, 2014

ordinary white man

A man/boy who is white and had a normal life and has a good bit of money and is also a super hero. He can buy anything, and he can scam people and is also a 4chan hacker.

"WOW! look at that ordinary white man fight an ugly bastard."

by r4tboy June 7, 2018

rich white mom

quotes all over the house, thinks they are different than the other moms, uses essential oils to cure everything, has school luches already packed and ready, will not vaccinate their kids. an overall white rich mom

your mom is a rich white mom

by cindy lou hii November 16, 2019