Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Times 3.0 ah

1 SGD= 3 MYR. Used by S'poreans to mean M'sia is cheaper.

This conversation is in Singlish

Me: Eh can go shopping ah?
Friend: Cannot lah
Me: Why ah?
Friend: 50 dollars only
Me: Then go JB one. Times 3.0 ah.
Friend: Yah yah

by alicecrebh April 19, 2018

Peaceful Time

A time when 60 year old people get vagazzled

As in General Hospital, where she’s horny and almost kills her husband— and having a peaceful time
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole

by Goou November 23, 2019

just regular horny time

It's where you pin me against the wall, squeeze hard and kiss passionately touching me all over my body with gentle and then aggressive touches afterwards licking me to make me wet..

Jessica:Hey do You know what I had yesterday?
Lauren:what?
Jessica:Just regular horny time
-Awesome

by Jesss69.com December 6, 2022

Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 4, 2024

Ass-time

An Ash Tray

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.

by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021

time-cheed

Short for time achieved, It's the moment when sexually engaged partners realize that a climax is not happening.

Dude, last night we were so drunk we time-cheed....The next morning however, game on!

by Horrywood June 10, 2016