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sex wasted

n. A feeling or state of being derived from an extremely powerful sexual experience, which leaves the person in an extended state of euphoria. The experience can be described as a similar feeling of alcohol intoxication, without the negative detriment to motor functions.
The sex this morning felt so good, I feel sex wasted.
by BlackWaltzOne October 13, 2013
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Partial sex

The act of making out and or French kissing and dry humping ... not opening the draw bridge and going across into the forbidden lands...
Aye have you scene that movie when they have partial sex... aw I think I’m going to do that with Rachel someday.
by Lucifer_ina_box November 6, 2019
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speed sex

I can't believe that until now there's no definition.

Speed Sex is getting drove on large amounts of methamphetamine (speed) and having marathon sex featuring all sorts of strange, kinky, unusual acts resulting in a series of intense rushes that are equal to a regular orgasam and culminating in a hands-over-your-head rollercoaster death-drop mind blowing orgasm (hopefully). Hopefully because that big one can be very elusive and you might not get it but if you do... oh boy. Even if you don't it's still an E-ticket ride.
We locked up in a room for two days having speed sex.
by C55 December 10, 2017
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Camel Sex

Sex that only lasts a short period of time. Its called "camel sex" because after about two humps, you finished.
Girl 1: How was sex with Bobby last night?
Girl 2: It was terrable. Bobby and I had camel sex, which left me unsatisfied
by kayak mac January 9, 2011
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Orbital Sex

Sexual activity in which a penis penetrates a person's orbital region (eye socket).
We had great orbital sex last night. He jizzed all over my brain.
by totes_motorbotes December 8, 2010
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maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
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kangaroo sex

When a female carrys every thing around in her pussy.
Plumber "How did this happen?"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"
by STALEFISH April 16, 2005
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