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Edwardsville High School 

A watered down concentration camp and the water is actually tears from the students. You also need to use a quarter to use the elevator, what if youre disabled like Max? And what fucking student carries around change? Wo wohnst du? more like Wo fuck you!!
"Hey moxxie do you remeber Edwardsville High School?"
"Oh yeah you mean the 'Max' place?"
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Van High School 

The fakest and stinkiest place on earth.
Ew you go to Van High School? Must suck.
Van High School by anonymous November 24, 2020

Arlington High School 

A high school located in Arlington, Texas. Ultimate rival is Martin High School. Martin thinks they are better but that is very false, it just the drugs they do getting to their heads. Arlington has the BEST sports teams and extracurriculars. If you go to Arlington you are FARRRR superior to everyone else.
"Martin high school sucks, Arlington high school is DEFINITLY the best!"
"Josh: "hey dude, are you going to the martin football game tonight?" me: *dramatic eye roll* "ew no, Martin sucks, I'm going to the Arlington game!" <-- true story

Mariner High School 

A high school in Cape Coral Florida where the freshmen get worse by the school year. Wanna find carts, disposables, weed, drugs, and STDs? Hit up MHS’s class of 2025. Mariner High is full of greasy & stank future gas station employees that can barely get a 2.0 GPA. The counselors don’t give a shit about your problems and they stick you in classes you wouldn’t want if your life depended on it. Apparently they’re also so fucking broke that they had to cut our language classes in order to fund the shitty football team who do nothing but assault girls (and guys with their closeted, insecure selves). Our pep rallies and Triton Vibe (news) were the only thing going for us but the pep rallies were taken away and the news was replaced by videos of incompetent emo kids who can’t seem to read a sentence out loud. The school hasn’t been good since c/o 2023 rolled in.
Guy 1: hey do you know where to find lying ass bitches and shitty friends?

Guy 2: Yeah, just go down to Mariner High School! They have drugs and illiterate fuckboys, too!
Mariner High School by junicenorman September 4, 2021

penn high school

home to the worst high school football team in indiana.

you’ll b lucky if you make it through without bearing a child
see that team losing by 21 points?? that’s penn high school! lol they suck

fraser high school 

known to some as heroine high we here at fraser strive to be “different” sometimes the weird way. The football team is pretty bad. our band is one of the biggest in Michigan (not to brag). We are ghetto but the fun kind of ghetto(we have fun). worst thing to happen recently was a group spray painted the school saying “weekend league”. If you go to heroine high you may be cool or you may be weird.
this bitch ass from fraser high school is anorexic.

McKeel High School 

The absolute worst school to ever go to where all the stuck up retarded ass kids that think they are better than everyone goes most kids at the school either wanna kill themselves or they wanna complain about how good their life is.
McKeel High school student 1: Dude wanna go to the bathroom and hang ourselves because I’m so depressed

McKeel student 2: no id rather go hit my vape and skip class sorry bro
McKeel High School by 28194&5920 November 12, 2021