whomppus cat

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.

Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

by yourmyprisonbitch May 10, 2014

Cats

Cats are powerful and cute lumps of fur. Be warned: they have awesome laser eyes, so don't fight them.

Cats are ultra powerful celestial beings.

by #somethine May 14, 2019

cat in the box so much meow

common saying used by threat actors such as “Waifu” and “Cplusplusmf”

My cat is in the box with so much meow

Your cat has no meow in its box

Cat in the box so much meow.

by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024

onmyoji cat

one of the worst rare cats if under lvl 20. i dont recommend using it until TF

1:yo bro i just got onmyoji cat, is it good?
2:its trash until u get true form, although its still bad

by battle cats fan real November 21, 2022

cat

A FUCKING ADORABLE THING!!!!

AWWWW LOOK A CATTTTT AHHHHH SO CUTE

by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021

cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 6, 2021

Cat Crush

Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.

What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat

Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!

by Doctor. D, Dinosaur December 11, 2020