Cat

A stupid little being determined on doing a little CTRL + ALT + DEL on the writing you were working on the whole night.

"I finally finished this writing! Time to sa- GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID CAT, YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!"

by 0JayFeather1 September 17, 2023

Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.

Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!

by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022

Indian Cat Rub

Choosing to rub a cat exclusively with your left hand, reserving the right hand for touching everything else. Mainly useful for people avoiding allergies.

You're allergic to cats? Try out the indian cat rub!

by alpacasaurusrex April 11, 2015

XL Bully Cat

A Breed Of Cat Between Sphinx Cat And Munchkin Cat That Breeds In 2024 By American Breeder

John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny

by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

savage cat

a cat who fucks you while you sleep

my cat is a savage cat

by Zanyer December 6, 2018

cat in the bath

It's a cat in a bathtub.

Whiskers is filthy. I'm going to put the cat in the bath.

by brookelynfd December 5, 2017

Cat's

A really megesic creature that will fucking torture you till you die and when you die it will haunt your soul! !!!!!!!!!!!

hey can i have a cat
NO cat's are evil and megestic creatures
oh okay then-

by jadezDue October 27, 2021