big fat cat

a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.

omg thats a BIG FAT CAT barbara

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Literally a Cat

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.

That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.

by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020

Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 24, 2020

Cat Day

Making up holidays for each day starting with Cat Day. Cat Day takes place on the 1st of January and is a day when we all celebrate and appreciate cats. If you have a cat, you must act as his\her slave for the whole day.

"You better respect your cat today bro, it's Cat Day!"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

Fat Cat

A cat that has eaten too much and the food turns into fat and so its just a ball of fur it seems like.

FAT CAT

by ThisPlaceIsntWhatItseems May 31, 2020

Cat

A animal that's hairy and throws up hair balls

Dad:I hate the cat
Luna:me too idk wtf we got it in the fist place

by Alyssa_28 June 4, 2020

cat snatcher

This describes the one and only... crystal gale. She is capable of pulling a Mr steal your girl quick fast in a hurry like if given the slightest moment when she catches a mofo slippin. It describes how she slides in a niggas crib, driving his whip, until ultimately she pulls the ol snatch and grab on yo kitty kat.

Please be aware of the infamous cat snatcher. She has been recently cited in our area taking the pride out of every sausage available...She is equipped and weaponized with a universal plug and play device which is located between the lips on tha face. This device is capable of instantly taking the manhood from any dumb ass nigga who just cant get right. Beware there is no discrimination in her game before you know it your ass done got cat snatched.

by Neighborhood watch...niggas be June 5, 2020