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Holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes
by Memerlol March 8, 2020
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fromage eating surrender monkey

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.
by travelbug23 May 4, 2015
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Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.
"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy
by shoethousond October 24, 2020
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Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
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monkey poo poo head

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by fearny November 14, 2003
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fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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Want make a monkey eat pepper

You will eat anything if you are hungry enough.
I saw an old woman eating from a dumpster. It was heartbreaking, but I understand that "Want make a monkey eat pepper!"
by talk2me-JCH2 March 17, 2022
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