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Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023
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A big fat testicle. Also called balls. Most men have two of them (unless they’re eunuchs, in which case they will have none). Gay men love to suck them. The nuts fill up with hot pools of cum unless they’re emptied once in a while, preferably by a hot bottom.
I’m so gay—I absolutely adore sucking nuts. Nut-sucking is the best pass-time ever. If you haven’t ever sucked a nut, you are way too straight. Nuts are so delicious! Fucking eat those balls, man.
by GayShell November 26, 2023
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No Nut November

Radio and TV station playing again Mariah Carrie for the 1000time.And your dick gets Erectile dysfunction.
Radio plays song:Mariah Carey “All I Want for Christmas is You. While a couple is about to sleep together.
Husband/Boyfriend:Honey i need to see Doctor.Cuse i can't get hard.

No Nut November
by DrunkBat November 1, 2021
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damn you see that boy” “yea he a big ass nut
by a bloopersssss August 3, 2018
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Zuck on deez nuts

A childish insult directed towards Mark Zuckerberg
Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts
by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022
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Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.
Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.
by J Muny December 14, 2008
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the white shi that shoot out ya dick when you beat yo meat like a lame ah yn
oh SHIT, im boutta nut
by zaybae22 November 21, 2021
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