Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

The Red Head

The guy on the stairs this one girl is head over heels for.

The red head needs to dick down a certain someone.

God he’s such a red head

by anon17fromme November 21, 2021

Red eye

A beam on a gun

They used a red eye to hit him

by Exit94nigga May 11, 2021

Red Rooster

Fried chicken that a man with a black beard and glasses should eat

Hi my freind deadmanchubz on twitch loves to eat red rooster chicken while gaming and streaming

by CucumberJoe September 10, 2022

Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!

My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.

by mandudno2 August 17, 2011

Red plague

A spread of partisan laws passed by Republicans to limit involment in democracy, spread conspiracy and divide Americans by gender, race, sex, orientation, religion or language.

The red plague spread to Houston when the city was denied FEMA funds from the State of Texas because of the cities voting preferences.

by People are Saying May 31, 2021

partying the red sea

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.

Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*

by DinoBryan May 23, 2016