Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by January 19, 2021

Ur mom

Is at my house

Girl: gay
Boy;Hi ur mom

by urmomisalesbian May 18, 2022

ur mom

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

Ur mom

Yo mama

Ur mom is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes

by Geezsheesh May 20, 2021

Ur mom

A insult/comeback that makes you instantly win an argument.

Guy A: ur mom
Guy B: Dude, using such a cringe, overused, lazy, lame insult that doesn't make me cry? How pathetic, I don't even have a mom. If I did, I still wouldn't be mad or sad. So say all the "ur mom"s you wanna say, I won't give a goddamn shit.

by tiky January 10, 2022

ur mom

Anyone who says this... I mean, idk what to say. Just make sure you stay away from them, they could be a dangerous Year 7 undercover ready to bite your toes off.

Me: Hey, what you doing today?
Undercover Year 7: ur mom
Everyone around him (also Year 7): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has friends and a father that actually has a sense of humor: 😂😂😂😐😐😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 09, 2021