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Putzy Nuts

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!
by SusanAmy March 3, 2016
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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Rev the Nuts Off

To race an engine, usually out of gear, to speeds at or past the rev limiter, making the engine emit a dramatic cacophony of high RPMs, exhaust noise and parts rattling from the vibration of the engine being put to it's limits.

To run the engine at such high speeds that the vibration risks the engine coming apart catastrophically.

To race an engine to the point where the vibration loosens the nuts and bolts holding the engine together.

To push something to it's breaking point, or past it's safe working limits.
Jake revved the nuts off his subaru WRX until he threw a rod.

Samantha was so displeased at being cut off that she revved the nuts off her hayabusa at the next red light, while glaring at the driver that cut her off.

Did Tom rev the nuts off of my car when he borrowed it yesterday? Because it isn't running right anymore.
by Semi-Lucent April 15, 2020
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cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.
She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also
by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022
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Nut meat

Nut meat

Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)
Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya
by MOlz xox October 11, 2020
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supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.
John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.
by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021
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