face-bailed

To cancel plans, dates or pre-made arrangements by messaging the person on facebook instead of calling or emailing.

Gavin : Yo where was Bobbie on Saturday night, I thought you had made plans?

Amy: Yeah, we had but she face-bailed on me the next day

by Sister 45 October 24, 2008

Face Toucher

Someone who has candles lit every time they have sex. Who gazes intensely into your eyes and touches your face and asks, in hushed tones, "is this ok?"

ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - I bet Ryan Gosling was a Face Toucher when he was getting with Rachel McAdams… it put us off him a bit

by ciapel January 31, 2014

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

dab face

The face you make when you've taken too many dabs

Hey Duane, check out the dab face Angelo's making he's too dabbed

by Dabber162 April 4, 2015

Tomato Face

When you eat out a girl on her period and come out covered in period blood.

Niles ate Jenny during her period dude!

*dude 2* was he tomato faced?

by Wtfreally June 27, 2015

Straight Face

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019

face diarea

The inability to control one's facial expressions when listening to someone else. Most often used to describe someone's face showing disgust or bewilderment when listening to someone saying something unintelligent.

When listening to their boss Kevin moronically attempt to explain the work, Chris turned to Lindsey and said "you have major face diarea ; you look exactly like how I feel..."

by Arc1 June 6, 2018