Molten Cheese Stain

A nasty stain that is left on the skin from sexual activities.

Jilmy left a HUGE molten cheese stain on Shaun's chest.

by king don May 8, 2015

cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

tim cheese

tim cheese killed john pork

- Damn did you hear about the murder on John Pork? + Yes, he was just found dead, I bet tim cheese is behind all of this.

by cheezking April 3, 2025

Goat Cheese

A nickname for the white coating on one's tongue when not brushing often.

Dentist: Jesus Christ, Zack!

Zack: What?

Doctor: You have a bad case of goat cheese.

by GrumpisGrump October 29, 2020

Cheese Mike

How American's hear Australian's say one of their favourite slang phrases Cheers Mate.

Australian's are renowned for their constant use of occa slang, Cheers Mate being a regular way to thank someone, especially in a restaurant or shop, after being served, you would thank the server by saying Cheers Mate

The combination of accent and slang, is heard generally as Cheese Mike. Especially in a restaurant setting. In a wider group of people who have travelled, Cheese Mike is another way to say thankyou. Which will usually lead to a conversation about why?

Server in an italian restaurant will hand you your plate of pasta.

You: Cheers Mate
In servers head: Cheese Mike?

Server will give you Parmesan cheese
You: Cheers Mate
In serves head: Cheese Mike?
Server gives you more cheese.
Server: By the way, my name is Steve, not Mike

by Kb575 July 14, 2020

Cheese

a substance known as cum

guy 1 : have you tried kontol with cheese ?

by y0urbe3stie May 5, 2021

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023