Brown Masking

Wiping your butt with a facial mask and making somewhere wear it on their face afterwords (Brown Masking or A Brown Mask)

Jason gave Sam a Brown Masking after the gally.

by Mak19993 April 2, 2022

brown betty

When you take a dump in the tank of the toilet so that every time you flush, the water stays brown.

Someone dropped a Brown Betty in my toilet and now the water won’t clear up

by TwinFami December 25, 2019

Brown Christmas

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.

Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.

by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023

brown eye foil

It’s not government obstruction, or extraditable. The act of witch blends media’s of all nations

Dirty alvarez brown eye foiled ww3

by Daily lama May 20, 2021

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women

Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

Brown out

When you poop while having anal sex.

Stephanie had a little brown out the other night because she ate a ton of Indian food before we did anal.

by YP’s January 31, 2020

dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021