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seizure time

Seizure time is a time that occurs at either 10am or 10pm. It involves two or more people either keyboard smashing or having a seizure because they are gayly gay. It symbolizes either friendship, love, or an intense religion involving seizures.
“Oh my, it’s seizure time!” Kaylin said.
“It is?” Aliyah replied. “You know what that means.”
“haiwnwvswishebuhspqbsbzheoqb” they both typed for a full hour.
by Nxghts June 22, 2019
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Ass-time

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.
by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021
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Lit times

When you think to yourself, these are lit times
Person 1: this game is lit
Person 2: these are lit times
by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020
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yam time

“Yam time” is an artful expression of pure power. Originated by Hoopology to demonstrate the power of a basketball dunk in words, it has been adapted by Austin Rowing Club’s Under 17 Eight to be said by the coxswain to encourage the boat’s rowers to move at a faster pace during the final portion of a race.
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?? ITS YAM TIME!!” -Claire, ARC Coxswain during the final 250m of the 2024 USRowing Central Youth Championships
by Leo729 May 21, 2024
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Gutter-time

When you buy Dunkin Donuts and you sit in a gutter and you have a nice time
Man I need to make some space for my annual gutter-time session
by The Space Jew January 11, 2019
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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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