A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
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Person one: Yo that kid over there is giving me a New Orleans Shine Dome.
Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. It’s so annoying!
Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. It’s so annoying!
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A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life
All due an incarceration (jail, prison)
Very similar as a mid life crisis
Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family
Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.
Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country
All in the name of starting over
Note it can be temporary or permanent
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life
All due an incarceration (jail, prison)
Very similar as a mid life crisis
Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family
Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.
Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country
All in the name of starting over
Note it can be temporary or permanent
Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
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Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*
God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*
God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse
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