ass rag

Wad of toilet paper used when one has swamp ass to prevent skid marks, bacon strips or other stains on their underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities. He should have used as ass rag.

by ShadyCSL September 21, 2008

Ass Hauler

n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.

Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

ass magellan

An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.

That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.

by Jeema August 29, 2005

dough ass

A person with a fat 'bread-dough' like ass. Your finger will disappear when you poke it in
- just like poking a ball of warm bread dough!

I was at Walmart and couldn't get down the aisle because
this dough ass was in my way.

by John Peskey November 11, 2006

Ass-face

1. Person with a butt-chin.

2. A person with a cleft in their chin.

"My favorite part of your face is your ass. You ass-face!"

by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007

ass manager

1. One who manages his/her anus to a high level of cleanliness
2. One who manages more than one anus at any given time, can also be described as an assmaster
3. One who has auhority over alot of anus's asif some sort of keeper of anus's only with permission are u allowed to use one.

1.T dude "Geeze this girl i went down had a seriously nice analhole, I was almost sure she was a definite ass manager"

2.P dude " Haha man I was loving it the other night I got three hot chicks and was managing their poop chute's all at the same time, fuck yeah"

3.M dude "I went upto this hot gurl last week and said you have a seriouesly nice ass wanna fuck, She said I should really speak to the ass manager about my request.
I was like wtf is an ass manager?"

by T Tone May 15, 2007

ass flowers

Anal virginity, if you have your ass flowers you have never been fucked in the ass. It comes from the term deflower.

Although he protests that he only lost a petal or two, Nate took Josh's ass flowers last summer.

by kitschbunni October 2, 2007