Your mom

Considered a planet for her sheer size and weight

Bro your mom is so fat

by Guitar amp May 9, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is a famous joke said across the world

person 1: What did you do today?

person 2: Ur mom

person a:Bro yesterdays workout left me sore

person B: yesterday Ur mom left me sore

Thats it. It's something you can answer with when you dont know what to say

by c0smo. June 3, 2022

Your mom

Who I had sex with last night

I had sex with your mom

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

Mom

Your birth giver, personal cheerleader, cheerleader, chef and banker

Me - hey mom ?
Mom - yeah

Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave

by Chickenbestie December 30, 2020

doing yuor mom

me 🤞

“can i be doing yuor mom????????”

by give me vagina January 7, 2023

Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

MOM CHARTER

This is MATTHEW O. MADDOX CEO SWAY from WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL who may come to the GOOGLEPLEX with DR SARAH (LADY IN RED) that was PARCHED of SAN FRANCISCO and DAUGHTER JACQUELINE the reason he was fully responsible to give me the honor to meet the ALPHABET GOOGLE POWERHOUSES.

ALEXA THE STAR!!!!

FANTASY...BE A GOOGLER IN JIGSAW

Hey SARAH why does JACQUELINE happen to like the SUB LIME in my DRINK as their favorite group as tell.you what gave DAVID CARL DRUMMOND my friend get a MOM CHARTER to SILICON VALLEY and bring ANAL ALAN his winnings that DR. SARAH put in that SLOT MACHINE called , CRYSTAL STAR!!!!

Well JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS as how can you get bored when you had the FIRST FIVE STAR HOTEL AND HOTEL in the world WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL have AI ALEXA fully installed before anybody setting a precedent as MOM CHARTER can be some of your PLANE'S NAMES in your SILVER HEELS CINCINNATI as don't ignore that FLEETWOOD MAC LOVER as they made your SILVER HEELS ALEXA.

This is LIVE MOM CHARTER as you are just so perfect for JIGSAW , as you think new CEO and by the way I have a set of keys to get your MOM CHARTER flying as AARON says just " LOOK IT UP" ad it will be as awesome!!!!

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021