Penis

The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.

My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.

by No B*tches July 3, 2023

Penis

The thing dangeling in your crotch area that everyone wants to have but only males get

My Penis is massive

by GonDural February 5, 2023

Penis

a mans genitalia

“Dude my penis is so big, I bet you it’s bigger than a pickle!”

“Nah, my penis is bigger.”

by Hibiych March 24, 2019

penis-ballery.com

website for the people in your life that deserve nothing

go hit up penis-ballery.com

by BigDickF March 3, 2023

Flobby Penis Syndrome

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016

Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte

Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"

by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019

bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

by jfurey March 21, 2016