penis dipper

fuck and go

Jaquan: Mane that bitch called me a penis dipper, i swear i had to fuck and go
Homie: Bruh you funny

by Mr.BombasticTellyFantastic March 9, 2021

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

penis

the noodle next to your genitals.

bro have you seen fred's penis its so small

by thebombbraxen December 13, 2022

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

poopoo penis

when you do anal but your partner hasn't wiped

Mike got a fat chode of a poopoo penis when he stuck it in a poopy butthole.

by averagexeno May 5, 2020

Penis

A penis is a mans private part where any lady can touch including men aswell

I stroke my penis in the majestic wind as it flopped everywhere and dangled like meat spin

by Bluff penis Florida April 8, 2020