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Upper-nut day

Upper-nut day is on April 11. People have an opportunity to uppercut, someone’s nuts
Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day
by Hftdvbifd May 25, 2018
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Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"
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Butt nut

Butt nut is when you put water in your ass with a shower and then i then it drops out again after a while.
i had a nasty butt nut an now my undies are wet
by YeetBoye April 16, 2018
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Indiana nut

When you haven't nutted in so long your nut breaks the sound barrier
I've been on vacation with the bros for so long, when I get home I'm gonna Indiana nut
by jfay May 27, 2018
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nut train

A nut train is when you and your bro's all line up and ejaculate on girls face without having sex with her
Male 1:bro I just ran a nut train on my girlfriend last night with the boys
Male 2: I know bro i was there
by sara fresher June 22, 2019
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Crone nut

When you are seriously hot for an old lady and/or get off on old ladies.
I'm gonna get my crone nut on!
by Daisy Doright June 22, 2019
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Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
by Lacrazey June 27, 2019
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