Columbian Moneyshot

In the Climax of fucking a girl you blow your load on a plate/table/flat surface and have her snort your cum as if it was cocaine!

Cum on a table and make her snort it like its cocaine and that is a Columbian Moneyshot

Columbian Moneyshot by xROxMExHOEx February 15, 2008

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retarted monkey

A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.

Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"

retarted monkey by SeanPatrick March 28, 2008

House Monkey

Realtor that does alot of open houses

Joy finds her customers by being a house monkey

House Monkey by raikens October 10, 2008

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junk monkey

A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.

"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "

"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"

Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"

junk monkey by Junk Monkeys August 17, 2009

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junkie monkey

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.

That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

junkie monkey by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012

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teh evil monkey

a evil monkey that dodge every attack without thinking.

Naru stabsssssssss teh monkey.
Monkey_fish_man dodges.

Naru: evil monkey!

teh evil monkey by Naru August 3, 2004

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pu-tang monkey

Somebody who's a monkey for putang.
So basically anyone who loves putang.
In any way shape or form.

So basically all males.

Matt: I just got some hot pu-tang last night, oh I just loved it.

Chris: Your such a pu-tang monkey.
but then basically all males are.

Matt: Yeah I'm a totall monkey for pu-tang.

pu-tang monkey by Putang monkey August 9, 2008

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