When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
Get the Blue Falconmug. by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018
Get the Blue Cheese Donutmug. When you’re so horny your dick keeps getting big like Lou Ferrigno but is blue from all the pounding you’re giving it.
by RadLad00 February 20, 2022
Get the Blue Ferrignomug. The left-wing equivalent to Q-Anon.
Their belief system is tightly coupled to what is currently trending on Twitter, typically promoted by verified accounts (hence the name). While Q-Anon is a niche community of insignificant individuals whose ideas are quickly denounce by everyone on all sides of the isle; Blue Anon's ideas always end up in the mainstream and are quickly amplified in coordination with Celebrities, Big Tech, and Multi-Million/Billion dollar media corporations who profit off of controversy.
Their hierarchy is based around a members level of victimhood and also by their ability to virtue signal.
Their belief system is tightly coupled to what is currently trending on Twitter, typically promoted by verified accounts (hence the name). While Q-Anon is a niche community of insignificant individuals whose ideas are quickly denounce by everyone on all sides of the isle; Blue Anon's ideas always end up in the mainstream and are quickly amplified in coordination with Celebrities, Big Tech, and Multi-Million/Billion dollar media corporations who profit off of controversy.
Their hierarchy is based around a members level of victimhood and also by their ability to virtue signal.
Girl: "As a cis-white woman, I do not feel comfortable with the idea of having 100% white children"
Blue Anon Members: *Standing Ovation* *Donates to her Go Fund Me*
Every sane human: "What?!!"
Blue Anon Members: *Standing Ovation* *Donates to her Go Fund Me*
Every sane human: "What?!!"
by Iwillneverjeffreyepstein March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Anonmug. The act of going out late at night going to a quary putting a propane tank in the water and then shooting at it with tracer bullets.
by Jdrews April 1, 2011
Get the Blue Rhino Huntingmug. When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees
Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
by thetripleD's September 28, 2022
Get the Blue Holidaymug. by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021
Get the Blue scronchiesmug.