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Blue pilled

The moment when some MAGA twat realizes that they have been lied to and manipulated by Donald Trump
Did you hear Nick Fuentes rant on Trump and the Epstein denial, he totally got Blue pilled
by WeCouldveHadYang July 17, 2025
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blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins
by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
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Blue Switch

The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.

Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.

Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
Hold on a sec while I blue switch you.

Sorry, just blue switched you.
by Nedgo August 16, 2022
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Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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Blue Hawaiian

Using a blue flavored pixie stick as an tool when performing masterbation on a female.
While Henrietta and Henry were alone in their bedroom, Henry reached to the side of his bed and grabbed blue flavored pixie sticks and proceeded to perform a blue hawaiian on Henrietta.
by Jonny More Than Meets The gers November 23, 2021
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Blue knuckle

Have you ever heard of a blue knuckle? Check out McCain’s finger.
by Butchtita June 16, 2018
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Blue scronchies

Blue scronchies are the best color scronchie, texture scronchie, and most stylish.
Only cool VSCO girls wear blue scronchies.
by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021
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