shit and kobe

When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.

Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.

by bryant.8 July 19, 2017

hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time

Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit

by ratbastian June 21, 2018

Shit in a pillowcase

It’s when someone (me, I’m doing it now as I type this, yeah) shits in Sandy’s pillowcase.

I shit in a pillowcase. Matter of fact, I’m still currently shitting in Sandy’s pillowcase.

by Plinko59 December 16, 2018

shit-tacular

said when you are being sarcastic like take hannah montanna for example that's fucking so shit-tacular that fuckin im at a loss for words
can also mean "shit fest"

14 year old girl says; "i want to go see hannah montanna the movie!!"
you say; " shit-tacular whos driving you?"

by kool_kat ate me May 22, 2009

Shit Pouch

Mainly used in the gaming industry as an insult, derived from the Dutch as "Stront Pouch" to blame or insult other players as a result of their actions during gameplay ie: squad players/ team mates or enemies in game chat.

Bob: "Jeffrey is going psycho! He's on another rampage again"

Ricardo: "Yeah he's a real shit pouch"

by The Welsh Guy January 10, 2017

shit chipper

Placing human or animal fecal matter in a ziplock bag with various condiments. i.e mustard, ketchup, raw eggs. Placing bag in a two man sling shot and whipping it at cars.

Eric and Adam were bored so they decided to fire shit chippers at school buses.

by Mr. Oxyman May 11, 2014

Shit and shuffle

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.

by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013