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Jaguar to the face

A reference made popular by a scene from Mel Gibson's movie Apocalypto: Jaguar Paw is fleeing through the jungle from his Mayan captors, taking them out one by one, when all of a sudden a Jaguar sets upon one of his pursuers faces!

Not to be confused with Lion to the face, Puma to the face or Snapping turtle to the face.
Me and my boys were out in the Peruvian jungle looking for some tang when Lewis was pounced on by a jaguar from above..! "Woaaaaaahhh! Jaguar to the face!"
by Mad Twatter4 June 25, 2010
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Socrates Face

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010
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floppy face

the facial expression that comes from being belligerently drunk or stoned
"what's up with jim?"

"oh, he's just got that tequila-based floppy face."

"oooohh... we should totally join him"
by firebowlfighter August 20, 2010
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conche face

having a pussy-like face and being directively singled out by it after an epic fail.
by conche face 67 May 15, 2011
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face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.
Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.
by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011
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Grant faced

To be frozen with a odd, amusing or disgusting face in a freeze frame, photograph or screen shot.

Arises from Grant Wilson's (of Ghost Hunters fame) inability to take a good photograph or be photogenic in any way shape or form.
Oh no, delete that photo I've been grant faced
by pumpie2 October 21, 2010
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Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.
*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)
by Rambler4B November 25, 2010
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