Alexander

MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN

'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"

by SI33p May 29, 2024

alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)

Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.

by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024

Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024

Alexable

When something is able to be controlled by Alexa or another voice smart home controller.

It took me 2 years to finally install that switch but the kitchen light is finally Alexable.

by ac3boy June 15, 2024

Alex

A disease often found in human brains

Dude, that guy's acting like a jackass!
-Yeah man, unfortunately he has an Alex.

by anonymous June 18, 2024

Alex Still

One of the kindest people you will ever meet. With his dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, he is definitely a perfect representation of a greek god. He will always care for you no matter how difficult of a person you may be. While his patience when talking his little, his patience exceeds in greatness when it comes to taking care of you. He will never let you down and is one of the best people you will meet. He can be really crazy at times but in the best way possible. He is absolutely down for whatever whacky idea you have, whether it be getting tattoos and going on a trip or playing silly video games. If you find an Alex you fucking stupid to let them go.

I have an Alex Still and I love him. I am never going to let him go.

by Jinx29324 June 18, 2024