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Duck cheese

Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.
by The Yan Man December 2, 2021
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Cracking the bun off the cheese

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
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chopped cheese

someone who is unbelievably ugly
by brigrif October 8, 2025
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cheese eater

A person who likes eating cheese. And is often white and obsessed with games like Minecraft. They also stink.
person1: you are such a cheese eater
person 2: ikr!!!!!!!!! *eats sock*
by chelsah November 15, 2022
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Cheese

a godly creation made from milk
1.Preparing the milk: Before it can be turned into cheese, the milk may need to be processed.
2.Acidifying the milk: Adding cultures to the milk allows it to begin to ferment and makes it more acidic.
3.Curdling the milk: Adding rennet causes a reaction that curdles the milk, creating curds.
4.Cutting the curd: Next, the cheesemaker cuts the curd with knives and heats it, further separating the curds and whey.
5.Processing the curd: Processing the curd through stirring, cooking and washing continue to acidify and dry the curds.
6.Draining the whey: Next, the whey is drained, leaving only a mat of cheese curds.
7.Cheddaring the cheese: The cheesemaker next cuts the curd mat into sections and repeatedly flips the sections before 8.milling the mat.
9.Salting the cheese: For some cheeses, the next is dry salting, and for others, it is brining.
10.Shaping the cheese: Next, cheesemakers shape the cheese, often using molds to assist.
11.Aging the cheese: Some cheeses are aged for anywhere from a number of days to a number of years.
Eating the perfect cheese may involve gollum-like behaviour
" i love cheese is that some mozzerella over there"
"yes? , why"
"because it's mine now"
by Oddd May 1, 2022
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gangsteroni and cheese

1. A snack for thugs and savages who decide they are hungry for drugs
2. Macaroni with a special creme sauce called, "gangster"
3. Macaroni for gangsters
Bloods and Crips eat gangsteroni and cheese before they start gang-banging.
by JayMan_UD February 27, 2017
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Zep Cheese

Zep Cheese is the best food in the Multiverse! You go to the Supermarket and get it for free. If you eat it, you ate a pair of underpants. And then you can get away with being politically incorrect and offending SJWs. Zep Cheese isn't real!
Papa: I wanna eat Zep Cheese so bad!
Cheeky: Me too! I wanna always be Politically Correct no matter what!

Larry: Sorry. It doesn't exist!
by Larry The Traitor June 2, 2019
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