the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games
me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
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A: Dude, no way Temu made their own Michael Jackson!
B: How the hell.. Wait, what's his name again?
A: Michael Jacksum!!
B: ...HELL NAH 💀
B: How the hell.. Wait, what's his name again?
A: Michael Jacksum!!
B: ...HELL NAH 💀
by randomlydan August 13, 2025
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Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
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Get the Michigan Parchment Paper mug.Micheals are usually very tall and very handsome and surprising strong and have very beautiful small blue eyes. Micheals are a jack in all trades. When a Micheal falls in love they will love you like you have never seen a man love a women. When your around a Micheal you can feel their magic in the air. Once you meet a Micheal they will always be the man of your dreams your Night and Shiny Armor your love of your life. Micheals are Amazing incredible breath taking unforgetable sexy and very sexy and ususally have a very dark strong sexy voice a voice like no other.. Micheal is one of them good ones a micheal must of wrote the book because god $%& . If you meet a Micheal you sure are a lucky one so whatever you do dont ever let a Micheal go n once you fall in love with a michael theres no turning back your heart stuck on a micheal. A micheal will change your life A Micheal can make you happy make you feel free and will still a car if he has to just to be there for you.
i had a Micheal and now I dont .I wish i could get micheal back because hes never stopped being the man of my dreams.
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Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
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