Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat Fever

A person who wants to have a cat because they love cats.

*Avery and Jessie look thru a collection of cute and funny cat memes*
Avery: "omg I WANT A CAT NOW, THEY'RE SO LOVELY"
Jessie: "You now have cat fever"

by Its Hero March 31, 2022

Cat

Shane Dawson's boyfriends

cats are the things shane dawson plays with. along with dogs and human children

by we're no strangers to love November 14, 2020

Dope Cats

A synonym for anything that is awesome. Usually used as adjective.

I agree and the music in was dope cats too!

by Jenny Henny March 27, 2011

Cat Explotano

This is spanish for cat explode. Popularized by "Squewe".

Numero uno, Cat explotano.
*Video of cat exploding*

by _igger January 23, 2024

My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023